http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/...o-charge-cable/
Upshot: The investigation into Raiders head coach Tom Cable breaking defensive assistant Randy Hanson's jaw during training camp is complete, there's a very distinct possibility that Cable will be arrested soon.
My question: What could the justice system possibly do to this guy that'd be worse than making him coach the Raiders? I'm fairly certain that we used to use that technique on terrorists during the Bush administration.
CIA Guy: So, Hazim, where is the next target?
Terrorist: I will never talk!
CIA Guy: Well, so far you've resisted the waterboarding and the electric shocks to the junk. We have no other option...
Terrorist: No! Not that!
CIA Guy: Say hello to your new employer!
Al Davis: Welcome to the world champion Oakland Raiders, coach.
Coach Terrorist: NOOOOoooooooooooooooo............
JaMarcus Russel:Hey coach, can you give me a lift over to the In & Out Burger next to the stadium? I'm hungry.
Coach Terrorist: Please! I'll tell you everything!
Full Version: Tom Cable
QUOTE (Skyshadow @ Oct 6 2009, 04:04 AM) 
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/...o-charge-cable/
Upshot: The investigation into Raiders head coach Tom Cable breaking defensive assistant Randy Hanson's jaw during training camp is complete, there's a very distinct possibility that Cable will be arrested soon.
My question: What could the justice system possibly do to this guy that'd be worse than making him coach the Raiders? I'm fairly certain that we used to use that technique on terrorists during the Bush administration.
CIA Guy: So, Hazim, where is the next target?
Terrorist: I will never talk!
CIA Guy: Well, so far you've resisted the waterboarding and the electric shocks to the junk. We have no other option...
Terrorist: No! Not that!
CIA Guy: Say hello to your new employer!
Al Davis: Welcome to the world champion Oakland Raiders, coach.
Coach Terrorist: NOOOOoooooooooooooooo............
JaMarcus Russel:Hey coach, can you give me a lift over to the In & Out Burger next to the stadium? I'm hungry.
Coach Terrorist: Please! I'll tell you everything!
Upshot: The investigation into Raiders head coach Tom Cable breaking defensive assistant Randy Hanson's jaw during training camp is complete, there's a very distinct possibility that Cable will be arrested soon.
My question: What could the justice system possibly do to this guy that'd be worse than making him coach the Raiders? I'm fairly certain that we used to use that technique on terrorists during the Bush administration.
CIA Guy: So, Hazim, where is the next target?
Terrorist: I will never talk!
CIA Guy: Well, so far you've resisted the waterboarding and the electric shocks to the junk. We have no other option...
Terrorist: No! Not that!
CIA Guy: Say hello to your new employer!
Al Davis: Welcome to the world champion Oakland Raiders, coach.
Coach Terrorist: NOOOOoooooooooooooooo............
JaMarcus Russel:Hey coach, can you give me a lift over to the In & Out Burger next to the stadium? I'm hungry.
Coach Terrorist: Please! I'll tell you everything!
LOL! A funny take on a serious subject. Because the Raiders are no laughing matter.
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