http://walterfootball.com/draft2009emmitt.php


Seattle Seahawks: Eugene Malone, OT, Virginia
This Seattle club is in between a rock and a... uhh... boulder. They have... have... has two choices. They can draft Michael Treecrab to play alongside Darren Branch, Nate Berlin and T.J. Houshmandzadeh. Or they can go with a left tackle like Eugene Malone who have the ability to keep Matt Hassel gettin' roughed up from the behind a dozen time per season every week.

It is not good to have quarterback who gettin' roughed up in the behind. It is not good for team morals. Only one quarterback of all time like to get roughed up in the behind. T.O. tolded me in coincidentiallity that man name is Jeff Garcia. How can a man like to get roughed up in the behind? Do he do it for the pain? I cannot even figure out to start answer these. I am convincement that T.O. is lying. But do not hear these from me!

lol that was awesome.

My favorite:

New England Patriots: Tom Tebow, QB, Florida
September 2008 was the worst day in the history of the New England Patriots. It was the day Bernard Pollack crash into Tom Brady knee cap and have explosioned with it. Brady limp off the field and it became curtain for the 2009 Patriots.

Now that Brady is rejuvenating from explosioned knee cap and Matt Cassels sailing to the Pacific Coast to play in Kansas City, it's time for New Zealand to find new quarterback. Why not draft Tom Tebow from my Alma Matter. Tebow are good quarterback, and as the famous senator from Florida Gator, Connor Brown say on YouTube TV, "It was madless to most the pressure he was under against the Sooner. Go Gator! Congratulation to the team and the corch Urban Meyers."

Man is that a massacre. I can't believe I never knew about this. Maybe Emmitt is secretly a comedic genius.

I has to check out youtube cause I has a hard time readin dis stuff.

They did one last year too. It's what Emmitt Smith would say if he did a mock. He didn't do it himself.

Last year he picked Matt Ryan twice.


Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Max Anger, C, Oregon
I have three arc nemesises in the world. John Madden, the Washington Redskin, ESPN for firing me and now the Tampa Bay Buccaneer, who did not listen to me when I suggest they draft my son, Emmitt Smith IV the Fifth. Who possibly runnin' the organization down there in the state of Tampa Bay?

I do not has the words to explain how anger I am right now. I just do not has the word, so I will give Max Anger to the Tampa Bay Buccaneer to revenge the crime they put on me and my family. Now, you have seen the way I unleash the flurry on my arc nemesises, and maybe you'll think twice before you cross the paths against Emmitt Sh... uhh... Sm... Sh... Sar... I forget.

Thats why he got fired!!! "Power is the same thing as strength, only with different spelling" (could actually see him saying that)

That's terrible. I'll remind you there is no blogging in hell.

At least with Emmit, you can understand the words he unpronounces.

How does Mushmouth Sharper continue to make a living in the business of communication?

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